Parked

A person who got beat up, or beat up badly.

“Bitch you got parked”

“Scary cuz you know you’ll get parked”

“I don’t want to fight you because I know I’ll get parked”

by WetWillyntDry February 11, 2025

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The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

by Eastsidegambit April 03, 2024

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Term used to refer to a boring/dull moment.

Adam: This day is going by so slow.
Tyler: Yeah it’s parked

by Itsmemiranda13 March 16, 2024

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(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.

"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."

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Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring

“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”

by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024

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It means to die or get jumped by somebody.

Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!

by trendsetter.mell June 16, 2022

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parked

meaning you going to get shot and die or your going to get jumped

1. I cant be like that guy that got parked , he got shot like crazy

2. Na u say boul that was talkin mad shmack dude got parked from bout 5 4 niggas

by trendsetter.mell March 28, 2022

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