Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

fudge monkey

The occassional result of anal sex between a man and a man or a man and a woman. This occurs after the man withdraws his penis and it is covered with fecal matter.

Yo, bro, you gave me a fudge monkey. Why didn't you douche?

by Rosie's Dad May 5, 2005

monkey love

The act of grooming one's mate in the manner of a primate. For example, popping a zit or picking a scab from the body of one's mate.

"You've got a little sleep in your eye - here, let me get it."

"Thanks for the monkey love!"

by Princess Poston December 14, 2007

monkey fucked

to wait upon or to be left by a monkey

burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey fucked

by brons December 30, 2007

Howler Monkey

A Woman that makes excessive unintelligable noises during lovemaking.

"Dave, your girlfriend is a real Howler Monkey! I could hear her through the walls!"

by Adam January 28, 2005

Monkey Butter

The creamy sludge which gathers under the foreskin of the penis.

Ugh! You really need to clean up that Monkey Butter under your foreskin, Captain Schmegma!

by Nickorette November 20, 2007