your mom 

Something a person would say when he has no way out of an insult. usually never making any sence

Something a person named Chris J. R. would say to everything. Usually followed by something like "thats a quarter!"

person 1: hi, isnt it nice out..

person 2: ur mom is nice out...

ex.2

person 1: thats a monster of a problem

person 2: Ur mom's a monster!

your mom by meph April 21, 2005

your mom 

The act of being one's mom. A justified answer to any question or comeback.

1. Why is your mom touching me there?
2. You know what?! YOUR MOM!
3. Just, your mom.

your mom by Yerr mom December 28, 2005

your mom 

a common comeback, similar to "your face"

"F**k you"
"Your mom!"

your mom by Jamez the Worm October 29, 2006

soccer mom

Oooookay... First, agrees with most definitons here.

Second, about the one with all the thumbs down... This is about the PHRASE soccer mom. Just because you have kids and are involved in soccer doesn't make you a soccer mom in this respect. If there was a definiton for 'John Doe,' would all the John Does of the world be entitled to try and gut the writers who said 'A generic everyman?' Hopefuly not. 'Soccer mom' is like that, just a little more confusing. And while I agree that there are some dumb people here, recognise a figure of speech when you see one!

...

Oh, I need an example of the word soccer mom?

Ok.

Soccer mom.

The end.

soccer mom by Tanon X December 28, 2005

ur mom 

an "insult".. barily an insult though.. something that retarted,clueless, un-original people say when they cant think of something better to say..

hilliee- your parents are brother and sister..
billiee-uh.. well.. you know what?! ur mom!!?

ur mom by hillaryyyx3x3 January 21, 2006

step mom 

Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.

Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."

step mom by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

your mom and a handbag 

A comeback like your mom, but with the added phrase "and a hand bag."

joe: hey man what you doing tonight?
tom:your mom and a handbag

your mom and a handbag by copoc October 16, 2006