by ChingTaiwan May 23, 2011
Get the Reasons Why God Exists mug.Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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Get the Bussin Bussin on god no kizzy mug.Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.
Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.
The lowest form of irony.
Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.
Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
Usually in a mocking way.
Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.
The lowest form of irony.
Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.
Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"
"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*
"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*
by xx.Ghetto.Gal.xx March 28, 2010
Get the Oh My God Confession mug.an excuse deriving from ancient latin text, in which the priest uses the term as an excuse to masterbate little boys.
by ttbilllets May 22, 2006
Get the the happy right hand of god mug.references a person - man or female. Generally a male. Often used as code so that names are not mentioned during dialogue.
by Namnabuc1 March 29, 2010
Get the Duke Da God mug.A guy who thinks he is the actual shit when it comes to the ladies, but eventually he loses his touch and becomes a pathetic weak ass cunt. Not to be confused with the finesse goddess, who will always trump a finesse god because well...the finesse god ain't finessing shit unless the finesse goddess allows him to.
Fuck Boy 1: Hey bro you are such a finesse god, you can get any woman you want
Fuck Boy 2: Yea but did you see that one girl turn me down?..She is a bad ass finesse goddess.
Fuck Boy 2: Yea but did you see that one girl turn me down?..She is a bad ass finesse goddess.
by Empress1980 December 19, 2016
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