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fart blocker

1. fart blocker is something placed in anus that stops one from
releasing gases from the intestines; most naturally it's one's faeces,
upon the release of which the stench becomes unbearable;

2. fart blocker is a Polish urban dweller youth that tries to live along the lines of so-called "hip-hop culture" (aka "blocker"/"blockers", from the Polish word "blok" meaning "block of flats", the cheap dwelling made popular throughout the Soviet-era Poland); fart blockers can be better
known as "piggaz" (see: pigga - Polish white nigga); it became a definition for any hip-hop lover
1.
I've had too much of those Mc Crap food and cheap beer - I can't fart, there is a fart blocker somewhere inside.

2.
- Oh no! Those fart blockers busted my car again for no apparent reason! Can't they just do something useful for the society? I mean, what's the reason for being a fart blocker? DO they strive for the better of the humanity, go against the established values to create a new society?

- Nope dude. They can't, they're just not intelligent to write proper Polish on the Internet and nope, they don't have values - they just consume the moronic goo of what's called hip-hop culture and give their pocket money to the companies that tell them what to do. Their ideology is just a product to sell: wear their clothes and do nothing intelligent, so that they spend all their money to the benefit of the multinational companies.

- S'just whack, man!
They walk away as the fart blockers stare at them with that empty look of a sedated moron
by Yossup December 13, 2008
mugGet the fart blockermug.

fart bong

An apparatus containing water through which human gasses pass.
A Bath, Jacuzzi, Swimming Pool, The Ocean, Your best mates pint of beer. e.g. "Dude you just used my pint as a fart bong"
by Roger the Goat Herder July 10, 2006
mugGet the fart bongmug.

pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)
The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.
by The clit commander April 9, 2003
mugGet the pussy fartmug.

dick fart

when a man or woman bends over and farts on an another's dick; often used as a sexual aphrodisiac.
Josh like to dick fart with other men late at night.
by Mark K Hermann September 26, 2009
mugGet the dick fartmug.

Fart Stick

used to define an unusual event or person.
Hey did you see the game. What a fart stick.
Geez, John is just completely fart stick
by Sticky Steve November 6, 2003
mugGet the Fart Stickmug.

old fart

1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time
person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart
by ugh!!! August 3, 2010
mugGet the old fartmug.

cat fart

A fart like sound being emitted from the vagina. Also known as queef.
Bob heard a fart come from her vagina. Known as a cat fart.
by Wanda12399BOB February 13, 2008
mugGet the cat fartmug.

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