I will shoot your fucking cat 

Definition 1: When a random human happens to magically appear in your house and fucks your cat and shits in its kitty litter.
Definition 2: Shooting and/or shanking one's cat, this is the most disrespectful thing you can possibly do to a person (other than ripping off their dick).
Definition 3: Taking a shit in many kitty litters and causing an uproar between cats and humans, resulting in the worlds end.

Human 1: I can't believe that you shit in my cat's kitty litter!
Human 2: I took a BIG FAT SHIT on your cat's kitty litter, deal with it.
Cat: Dafuq we talkin about again? Some douchebag came and shat in my kitty litter
Human 2: *Pulls out gun*. I WILL SHOOT YOUR FUCKING CAT!
Cat : Oh shit...
Human 1: *Screams in horror, is then shot along with his cat*

I will shoot your fucking cat by DankKoosher420 May 16, 2016

Urban Dictionary Copy Cat 

When some jack-ass on Urban Dictionary can't think up his/her own words and looks through to find one they can define themselves. Usually in his/hers own words, but still a dick move.

I'm glad there are people on the internet with creativity because I sure have none, I guess I'll go be a Urban Dictionary Copy Cat.

Please also see, douchebag.

Urban Dictionary Copy Cat by HUMAN zoologist February 3, 2010

Waxing the Cat 

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

Waxing the Cat by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

pole cat

used in the south. Its a Damn Skunk

Watch out the pole cat is going to spray you!

pole cat by Jerry Crawford August 23, 2007

Who is fucking this cat? 

Said when someone attempts to take control of a task or activity to assert dominance.

Have we tried this approach?

Who is fucking this cat?

Who is fucking this cat? by wife,am August 14, 2010

Libby Cat 

A dog that acts like a cat.

Dude, your dog keeps rubbing my pants. She is such a Libby Cat.

Libby Cat by Crazy D69 February 12, 2009

Slaw Cat 

An extremely skanky girl. A girl who's easily identified at a party or social event in less than 3 seconds as being a major slut who does anything with anyone.

Dude: Hey man that girl is super sexy, I want some of that!
Me: Seriously? Like are you retarded? How did you not see that girl is a slaw cat? She probably has a blue waffle man.

Your mom.

Person: Ewwwww....did she really just lick his entire face as a greeting....?

Slaw Cat by HSlingo October 8, 2010