2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

Shaking hands with President Johnson

1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.

Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.

by SpudsAreDuds December 16, 2015

Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

by mb95482 September 8, 2010

one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

national hold hands day

on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend

it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her

by lil melissa May 25, 2018

Ice Cream Hand Job

When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.

There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)

Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"

Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"

Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"

by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011

Double hand gawk gawk

When she's down on you giving a blowjob with two hands and she makes a gawk gawk sound.

"Yeah, last night _____ gave me double hand gawk gawk." Don't actually use this in a sentence, like.. for real.

by CaustGFX July 16, 2020