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Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
Someone who's addicted to porn so badly they waste money on E-girls for their nudes, forgetting that Pornhub, Google images or their high school's girl's locker room is free.
"Boy I don't know how to explain this to you buuuuut... look, you're a simp. I'm gonna have to report you to kuzco" - Kronk
by Ieatassfordinner May 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by swagnat October 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by chinesecommie September 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. a 40 year old virgin who pays female streamers thousands of dollars just to have their name said out / written on a board.
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
They typically live in the basement of their parents and don't have jobs. They just chill there, have internet arguements with 14 year olds, use hacks in battle royale games, watch anime, groom girls aged 9 - 16
by japansko sredstvo za čišćenje June 16, 2021
Get the simpmug. someone who baby rages. they spend a lot of money on women and in return get a hug, not that they wanted anything, but when they go home they cry like a baby, this is where the phrase babyraging comes from. a simp may also find a women and copy their interests automatically just for them to continue liking them and the affection to become increased.
non simp 1: ha ha James is being a simp.
non simp 2: look the stupid simp is copying her
non simp 1: dont speak too loud he might baby rage.
non simp 2: look the stupid simp is copying her
non simp 1: dont speak too loud he might baby rage.
by Charlie Harker December 18, 2019
Get the simpmug. A guy who is overly obsessed with a woman and will go above and beyond to win her over. Despite everything the Simp does for love he remains in the friend zone and never finds his way out. The woman he is obsessed shows no signs of interest in the simp infact does she will openly flirt and show interests in his friends infront of him and yet the simp keeps on simping. The simp will go as fas as making remarks such as, “and he didn’t even do anything today, I’m the one who fixed her house for her” while displaying obvious Traits of jealousy.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
Bear dislikes the idea of any other guy being alone with Sarah; he's protective to the point where some might even call him a simp.
by DaAntisimp81 January 16, 2024
Get the SIMPmug.