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Persistence Fuck

The Persistence Fuck is a hunting technique in which men use a combination of running, walking, flirting, sexting, hand wandering, and tracking to pursue 'unavailable' women to the point of exhaustion and submission. The Persistence Fuck is thought to have been one of the earliest forms of sexual advances, having evolved 2 million years ago.
Despite having a boyfriend, Susie eventually fell victim to a persistence fuck by Matt, whom constantly texted her about her puss.
by Gdrw September 21, 2014
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fucking cigarette

The difference between a regular cigarette and a "fucking" cigarette, is that a regular cigarette is smoked at will, and casually. A Fucking cigarette, usually becomes a fucking cigarette due to the fact that the smoker has not gotten the chance to pop outside for a cigarette in a long time, and is typically smoked very quickly due to a lack of time. A cigarette can also become a "fucking cigarette" when its the first cigarette after a very long and hard work shift.
I hate airports... you cant smoke on the planes... its been 12 hours now and if you'll excuse me im going to go have a FUCKING cigarette.

WOW dude thank god you came in, ive been stuck behind the desk for about three hours straight and now if you'll excuse me im going to pop out for a FUCKING cigarette.
by that one kid nobody knowS April 16, 2015
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What the fucking

Inproper use of present continuous.
Player1 died.
Player1 : What the fucking how I die?
by Jožek112 July 13, 2019
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Ah fuck

Similar to oh fuck but in this case it's a small-medium error size.
Used when you fuck up something, BUT It has repair.

Oh fuck means inevitable total destruction.
Randy: You forgot yo buy the chips you dumb ass motherfucker.
Bob: Ah fuck ok i am going to the 24hs again.
by GatitoBongero April 9, 2020
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Fuck the bus

The drinking game that gets you smashed. How it works:

Lay out a row of 4 random cards face down. Then a row of 3, 2 and 1 in order to make a pyramid. Each person playing then gets 2 random cards; these do not need to be kept a secret.

The row of 4 is then flipped over and whoever has a card in that row takes a shot.
The row of 3 is then turned over and if you have a card in this row you take 2 shots. The same is then done for the row of 2 cards, only now you take 3 shots.

The last card is fuck the bus. Whoever get this card is asked 4 questions:

1st: red or black?(referring to the cards colour)
2nd:higher or lower? (Than the previous cards value)(A is considered to be 1 so it is lower than 2 and king not higher)
3rd: in between or not? (Is the next drawn card's value inbetween previous2 cards' vale or not)
4th: which suite? (Hearts, diamonds, clubs or spades)

Every time you get a question wrong you take a shot and start again from question 1.

If there are double cards, you take 2 shots for each one shot you were meant to take and triple cards is 3 shots.
Max: "Dude how did Steve drunk so quickly? It's been 10 minutes"
Sarah: "He got fuck the bus"

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There is no winners or losers in fuck the bus. Only drunks.

Unless you count getting smashed as a win.
by XNellax September 17, 2016
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Fuck boy

Childish male who disrespects and screws over females and most likely has a small penis yet talks all this talk
Man, Jacob and Nathan are such fuck boys for screwing over those girls who are completely out of their league.
by Fucknathanandjacob September 5, 2016
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Fuck shit

by Juicy_1978 February 13, 2018
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