Pissed

When you’re very drunk.

“Bro you can’t drive you’re pissed as fuck.”

by dankulousmemeuloux September 10, 2020

greasily pissed

so ridiculously pissed that you get greasy.

a hobo dropping his sandwich off a warf.... would be greasily pissed
or
a girl texting a guy all weekend and not getting any response would be greasily pissed.

by LCAB September 20, 2009

piss

also called urine, pee, and many other things, piss is the hot liquid that squirts out of your genitals when needed. usually, “pissing” is acted upon when someone needs to release the piss from out of their body. piss can range from many different colors from yellow-orange, clear, green, or cloudy.

Sally: yo, when I was in the bathroom, I heard Kylie piss so loud when she was crying. Must’ve been a bad breakup after a night out.

John: lol

by puckky! April 3, 2021

piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.

person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.

by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024

Piss Prince

A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.

“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”

by sidderzdeduction October 21, 2022

The Piss Hole

The Piss Hole is at a specific middleschool. Legend claims that The Piss Hole is a small hole located in the boys locker room that a group of boys would gather around to piss in as a ritual for the Piss God.

Girl 1: why does the boys locker room smell so fucking foul like a bunch of people pissed in a hole
Girl 2: that's The Piss Hole
Girl 1: The WHAT now!?
Girl 2: The Piss Hole. It's like a hole that the boys piss in religiously. Sometimes if you skip class and go there you can see the radioactive piss aura glowing through the bottom of the door.
Girl 1: this is why I'm a lesbian.

by The penis puncher June 27, 2024