The city of Kiel

A peaceful German city

The city of Kiel, won a competition sponsored by Nintendo last night. Every hobo on Earth ejaculated 100 gallons of semen within 24 hours in celebration of Kiel’s victory (Yes, I mean EVERY hobo, including your distant aunt from Tel Aviv).

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy October 27, 2021

Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach

Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018

Simp City

An imaginary city, where the citizens are people that you simp for.

Who is in your simp city?

by lmaoofimaginebeingasimp March 27, 2022

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

york city fc

Best football club in England

I love york city fc

by York City number 1 fan February 21, 2022

City hall bitch

A person who isn't worth marrying anywhere other than city hall

Oh yeah, my ex? She was a city hall bitch.

by Ralphwiggum94 December 31, 2021

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025