the towns

the towns mean the 5 boroughs of nyc

person one: yo bro where u from?

person two: i’m from new york

person one: oh word? what parta new york u from?

person two: i’m from albany

person one: man u from upstate you not from the towns u not from new york if you ain from the towns

by onlyyprime April 5, 2024

Rockaway Township

It is the death threat capitol of the world. It has been said that middle schools in the area have supposed "gangsters" who rock the 973 area code. The local rap scene has OG songs like "Straight outta Copeland" and "Nibblers 4 life" AWA, better known as Assholes With Attitudes releases weekly hits recorded at the group's main rapper's mom house, aka behind the AMC. Depending on where you are in this area, It can be defined by 2 main sectors, the gays, and the fake gangs. The gays have their rap called Lil Artistic X, they also rock the iconic green dyed hair and usually wear some sort of rainbow color as identification of their rap affiliation. The mall in the area doesn't usually have many people with rap affiliation, but you will find a dominant species in this mall area, soccer moms. Overall, Rockaway Townships residents, are either too rich to care, pretend the assholes don't exist, keep it real, or become fake rappers or gangsters. But mostly just shitty divided community or a group of actually decent people.

I went to Rockaway Township, that shit changed me.

by LilLeaky May 13, 2024

The Towns

“the towns” means anywhere in NYC (brooklyn, the bronx, manhattan, queens)

ps. staten island dont count because us new yorkers dont jack it

dd: yo muddy its been a min since we last linked

dstar: nah word mud i gotta go back to the towns i miss it out there

by onlyyprime December 21, 2024

The Towns

The 5 Boroughs of New York City.

I'm from New York City, and I been jacking The Towns since I was wild young

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

Ocean Township Action

Ocean Township Action is a populist-localist protest group aiming to put an end to rampant overdevelopment and elitism, established by Jonah Blumenfeld, a teenager and lifelong resident of Ocean Township, Monmouth County, NJ.

I’m joining Ocean Township Action to protest BlackRock funding the issues in our town.

by OceanTownshipAction February 3, 2026

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

Upper Macungie Township

Upper Macungie Township is a township in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, in the United States. It is a suburb of Allentown, Pennsylvania, in the Lehigh Valley region of the state. The population of Upper Macungie Township was 13,895 at the 2000 census.

John must be a really respectable person. He lives in Upper Macungie Township.

by FFEMT56 February 25, 2011