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Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018
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Southside

The part of Seal Beach, CA south of the Seal Beach pier. Basically where all the potheads hang out who are from Los Alamitos/Long Beach area. It is known for being a place where drug dealers, racists, and druggies hang out. A lot of the stoners from Los Alamitos High School go here and get high and drunk all day everyday. Usually there is a set group of kids who hang out here so often they "own" the beach. Common areas where stoners are seen are under the pier and in the parking lot located South of the pier.
"Aye dude I saw some Groms sparking up in Southside the other day let's cruise".

"Hey wanna go to Seal beach this weekend"..."Yea as long as we don't go to Southside some crazy shit happens there"
by UrLocalGrom May 17, 2018
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Southside

The part of Seal Beach, CA south of the Seal Beach pier. Basically where all the potheads hang out who are from Los Alamitos/Long Beach area. It is known for being a place where drug dealers, racists, and druggies hang out. A lot of the stoners from Los Alamitos High School go here and get high and drunk all day everyday. Usually there is a set group of kids who hang out here so often they "own" the beach. Common areas where stoners are seen are under the pier and in the parking lot located South of the pier.
"Aye dude I saw some Groms sparking up in Southside the other day let's cruise".

"Hey wanna go to Seal beach this weekend"..."Yea as long as we don't go to Southside some crazy shit happens there"
by UrLocalGrom May 17, 2018
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southern bass

Having excessive subwoofers and amplifiers in your car. Determining how loud the car is by how much it rattles
I want my car to have "southern bass"! I need to hear it rattle from a block away!
by 12vhoudini May 26, 2018
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Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.
I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum
by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018
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Southwest Texas

A self-proclaimed area in Southwest Houston usually by local street gangs and locals who are so loyal they might as well make their own city in Texas.
Yo homie I stay in Southwest Texas up here down on Fondren Rd.
by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018
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Southwest Pullout

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.
While in New Mexico I performed a flawless Southwest Pullout.
by harrymannipples August 20, 2018
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