shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011

wall-rape

When a Facebook friend trolls a post you make, and somehow diverts all subsequent posters on your post from your original topic, thereby more or less nullifying the original post, or at least calling attention away from your post.

A: I got wall-raped today!
B: What happened?
A: I posted about the promotion I got at work today and that wall-rapist Facebook friend of mine caused the post to divulge into penis jokes.

by Kaowhatttt August 20, 2011

swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.

Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.

by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 6, 2011

Legitmate Rape

le•git•i•mate rape li-jit-uh-mit reyp

1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.

Synonym: Rape-rape

Roman Polanski did not commit "Legitmate Rape" according to Whoopi Goldberg.

by dictum August 23, 2012

Permanent Rape Face

A state of being in which a guy's face just seems to say that he is (going to be) a rapist. Every facet of their face and general demeanor screams, "CREEPY" and makes you want to get to a safe location with lots of lighting and people.

An excellent sign that you should steer clear of this one.

Kate: "So, I was thinking about going out with Tony on Friday."
Mads: "Dude's got PRF."
Kate: "What?"
Mads: "Permanent Rape Face - total creep. I'd say no."
Kate: "Yeah, I guess I'd rather stay home than go out with a future rapist."

by Daywings April 8, 2013

Prop Rape

To give an over abundant amount of props on Fitocracy. Most of the time said props are undeserved, but you fist bump the shit out of them anyway.

"Jack just got prop raped so hard by that random czechoslovakia guy"

by helpdeskhero June 24, 2013

street rape

To be raped in the street

"That bitch be lucky she ain't street raped in that"

by Dizzydrizzymonizzy January 26, 2014