unlucky taco

When you shit yourself and your ass crack is packed with shit

Guys I over trusted a fart and now I’m suffering from an unlucky taco

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

taco person

Someone from Mexico who has a diet of 90% tacos and 8% avocados

That man who is jumping the boarder is a taco person

by Taco person destroyer February 8, 2024

Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Taco Belly

The tummy developed by a new stripper after a year or two in the industry. The small gut that is developed after consuming late night junk food after gaining cash windfalls in the stripper industry.

That chicks been stripping here for a year or so and she already has a Taco Belly.

by Typhoon spruce March 8, 2023

Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

piggyback taco

When you fuck a girl and her mom. Essentially you are piggy backing from one taco to the next one in the family.

I pulled off a piggyback taco when I fucked my girlfriend's mom.

by Frank Vegas April 18, 2018

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023