Half life 3

The best game to be ever released, sadly Jesus will only be a side character, but Shrek is the best character anyway

I dont wanna kill myself because of half life 3

by Diamondcraft March 10, 2020

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Sad Life Kid

A fucking awesome kid who gets cleaned weekly

Sad Life Kid is your dad.

by durps May 16, 2011

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CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!

"CFL - constable for life!"

Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?

Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...

Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"

Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!

Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life

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by winnipegdude March 13, 2013

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the Click Wheel of Life

The sad fact that everything must come to an end, including the lives of people that change the world. Like Steve Jobs who passed away at the age of 56 after a long struggle with pancreatic cancer.

Person 1: Did you hear? Steve Jobs passed away!

Person 2: That's so unfortunate, but with pancreatic cancer, what can you expect, it's the click wheel of life.

by A user of modern tech October 6, 2011

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