Gold medals 

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

Gold medals by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Reverse medusa 

When your fucking an ugly girl and you accidentally hit the light switch then your Jimmy turns to jelly.

"I was fucking Samantha last week I got reverse medusaed"🍆->🍤

Reverse medusa by Fug schmucker August 21, 2023

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen 

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.

Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.

Gold medal Michael Lorenzen by White Noise August 22, 2023

Heavy-Medic 

Commonly referred to in Team Fortress 2, the Heavy-Medic is a heavy that is constantly being healed by a medic, usually behind them. Possibly being übercharged in the process which poses a great disadvantage to the opposing team. This is due to his powerful minigun and his significantly high health when being healed.

I'm being dominated by a Heavy-Medic!

There's a Heavy-Medic in the base!

Heavy-Medic by energ157 August 30, 2023

Ho medal 

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.

In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.

Ho medal by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023

okidoki-medoki 

1. A quintessential jasmeme, a meme commonly shared when rain has seized and molecular geosmin produce that familiar smell of rain.

2. A phrase used to extend silences, commonly used by people who get tense in silent situations or as a means to stop intrusive thoughts.

3. Said as respose to feign comprehension.

Person 1: so that's basically the git of it.
Person 2: Okidoki-Medoki
Person 1: Glad you got it!

okidoki-medoki by lus tigone October 1, 2023

Bronze Medalist 

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.

I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.

Bronze Medalist by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023