Guinea Pig eating a banana

A small girl taking a huge dick

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.

by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015

National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.

National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019

Eat

1)chewing food...than swallowing it is one definition

2)or basically (Possibly Bob) lick someone's (even Flo’s) vagina

...yuck!

1). I’m Going To Eat My Dinner
2). Did Bob Wanting to Eat Flo?

by MayDayMeh May 19, 2018

eat ass

to stop talking to me

dont talk to me eat ass

by theonlyyy.kaykay April 5, 2021

eat the peas out of her shit

She is so hot and attractive you would do anything to fuck her

I would eat the peas out of her shit

by jon doeh July 23, 2022

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2014

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023