Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

by Lowenbrau2013 July 14, 2015

Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

by dugsmet October 14, 2010

Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

My dick

A large object usually seen in holes; for example, glory hole, fanny hole and or bum hole

My dick was shuved in your deep wet hole

by Glorioushole December 20, 2016