Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Beefers

When someone/something excretes ass gas so potent, it has consequences.

Karsten slithered into the office to discharge beefers in Ian's chair.

by Beefy McBeefers November 15, 2023

Beefycake

The greatest man of all time. Little do many people know but he is the new messiah ready to spread love around the world. This man also has a profound taste in women that should be idolised and a beautiful BUNDA.

BeefyCake is love, BeefyCake is life.

by B1g stonz November 28, 2023

beefstuffing

Wearing clothing that is so tight the wearer resembles the airtight packaging found in a supermarket’s packaged meats section.

“Couldn’t help but notice the beefstuffing…you must be going to that new all night place (that very few people go)”

BEEFSTUFFER: one who engages in beefstuffing.

by ThatsAnnoying November 30, 2023

beefington

'Beefington' is where there is a lot of fighting happening at once. Could relate to a game or a big fight that is happening.

Oh shit, we are in prime 'Beefington' now boys

by Kyack696969 December 1, 2023

Beefaroni

When you get a boner for the first time.

That girl was so hot she gave me a beefaroni.

by Djsoftserve July 11, 2024

beefing

the act of causing a queef-like emission of gas from another’s butthole during anal sex

A: “yo, i was railing her up the bum and then she started beefing”
B: “beefing?”
A: like bum queef
B: damn

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024