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cootie bag

A boy. Also known as "an icky boy." Because we all know boys are the ones with cooties.
Also, anyone with an STD. Girls can protect themselves by getting the cootie shot or writing off men all together.
Allison, if you have sex with another cootie bag, you're gonna catch the cooties yourself.
by burger bob December 2, 2009
mugGet the cootie bagmug.

Dirt bag

WW2 and Vietnam era military term for a once or many times USED condom.
Person that is sleasy and untrustworthy because he keeps reusing the dirt bag.
Also known as a scum bag.
Johnnys used that same condom again on Connie. I'd never use a dirt bag on my girl.
by leothelump March 20, 2013
mugGet the Dirt bagmug.

bag of rice

A phrase originated from Rochester, Mn in the early 21th century, to which refers to a hot Asian female.
Yo, look at that bag of rice!
Or
Hey man, which would you prefer, a juicebox or a bag of rice?
by H.D.D March 17, 2008
mugGet the bag of ricemug.

Beaner Bag

When a person, usually of Hispanic ethnicity, inexplicably throws a bean bag off of a waitress' face from 20 yards away and knocks her entire tray of drinks to the ground shattering glass everywhere.
Example #1:

Did you see Carlos beaner bag that fucking bar maid?

Example #2:

The bar manager refused to turn on the Mexico vs USA soccer game for Julio, so he got pissed and beaner bagged her racist fat-ass.
by Jeff Saltamachia January 1, 2009
mugGet the Beaner Bagmug.

fish bag

Another name for female genitals.
See Vagina
I finally gave her one in the fishbag!
by Elijah Stewart August 10, 2005
mugGet the fish bagmug.

dude bag

A clean, somewhat hillarious, alternative to the popular personal slam, duche bag.
Collin: You're such a dude bag for slapping my nuts.
Dudebag: You're such a dude bag for caressing mine.
by CollinO December 10, 2007
mugGet the dude bagmug.

brown bag

A guy that has a good personality/sense of humor/etc. but doesn't cut it in the appearance department. Therefore he is doable if you are drunk or he wears a paper bag over his head or both.
Yeah I did him; he's a total paper bag.
by Rebby February 1, 2004
mugGet the brown bagmug.

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