Alex

The type of guy to look good naked

Guy 1: Yo is that Alex??

Girl 1: Yeaa, he looks really good naked

by Hero94 November 2, 2022

Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

gay twink alex

Gay Twink Alex (Alex for short) is a subspecies of the species named "Alex." He is the mastermind behind certain terrorist attacks that include but are not limited to: September 11, 2001, Hiroshima, Nagasaki. The reasons to him being such a twink and so gay are currently unknown at this time but there are some theories.

Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.

These are the 3 leading theories.

At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.

Person 1: Gay Twink Alex committed another crime! What a thug.
Person 2: Why is he such a twink?

by JenniferCroint March 10, 2024

Alex

Alex is the love of my life. He is kind, cute, funny and so god at dancing that one may wonder if he could work that pony. Even if he sometimes can be a little rough, he has a god heart. His eyes can get you lost, his warm laugh can make your heart melt into pure gold, make you want to squeeze him until you are so filed with joy and love that you are ready to die. His charm togheter with his sexy perfume really makes him a real sex appeal. And for those of you that does not get devoured of his komplex and breathtaking charisma, he still makes a really good friend, that truly will love you in his own (sometimes coldish) way.

Hey that Alex is crazy love it!

by LillbambiB December 22, 2016

Alex Cortinochip

A man whore at 12 years old. You’ll never want to find yourself ima relashionship with him. Likes at least 5 girls at once and liked a boy at one point. An absolute loser with no social life! Do not try and be this kids friend he will annoy you to death! Watch out 👀

“Who’s your boyfriend?”
“Alex Cortinochip.”
“Oof!”

by Alex Cortinochip May 22, 2019

alex

has a very random and scary music taste, He has the most baggiest pants on earth and needs a belt, homeless. Likes the park and I think he’s a dog but im unsure (call me if you need a dog)

Person 1: hmm what should I get Alex for his birthday

Person 2: a belt!! For his long saggy pants

by The muncher!!! April 5, 2023

Alex

Tall ignorant man with no personality or sense of direction with his life. Likes cheese and is very unlucky with the ladies. Thinks bat man is really a woman and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Will never text back on time. All ways stalks the group chat

Oh look it’s an Alex in his natural habitat

by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020