May 18

RUB HEAD DAY

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Rub a bald person's head and tell them how smooth it is 🤤🌪️

Person 1: hey that man a bald mf
Person 2: I'm gonna caress that head
Person 3: it's may 18 cuh, rub that head
Bald Man: ye
Person 2: smooth as hell

by TesticleTim May 17, 2022

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 7, 2025

May 24

Whoever is born on May 24th is beautiful and sexy they are the best girls in the word and amazing people

She’s born on may 24th?
Yeah
That’s why she’s so pretty

by Abcedefg May 8, 2022

When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

You have been so bored that you start typing

Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf

by expectence September 1, 2025

may 4

may 4 send this to anyone to receive a free titty pic and they have to send one

him:hey its may 4 yk what that means
her:finee here -sends pic-

by loverboy62738 May 4, 2022

[May 10]

People born this day have a big ass
You can grab it easily

Damn, she was born on May 10, her ass is huge. I should grab it.

by Ma.its.me November 6, 2019

may 20

national ask your crush out day (dont be scared)

you: yo will you go out w me
crush: nah
you: its may 20!
crush: oh yea

by morninggirl May 19, 2025