by sandfromurban September 30, 2019
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1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.
2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.
3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.
Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
1. Somebody really gay and insecure sucking themselves off by posting their name and talking about how they're some kind of fucking superhero who everyone loves.
2. Somebody super horny or "in love" writing only the top dollar compliments for whoever they have romantic interests in or are in a relationship with or whatever.
3. Somebody who either got rejected by their crush or straight up just fucking hates someone writing scathing insults about them.
Overall these entries are really fucking dumb and only the cream of the crop of fedora-tipping redditors make these.
Urban dictionary names ex. 1: joe is a guy everyone loves. He's like a patrick bateman andrew tate sigma male top G and he has a giant cock that he fucks thousands of women with. He's very humble and charitable and he has an 18 pack abs. He can't even go outside because every time he does tons of women mob him to suck his 20 ft. long cock and give him money as an appreciation of his good deeds. People bow down when joe comes in the room because of how cool he is. God I love eating big fucking hippo turds.
Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.
Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
Ex. 2: jenny is basically the most sexy and beautiful woman to ever exist. She's like if Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra fucked and she never brags about her beauty. She's very amazing and sweet and I'd be blessed if she notices me. She's definitely attracted to me, I swear. Maybe she'll notice my neckbeard r/athiesm incel ass if i write this gay definition of her name on urban dictionary. God bless me with the sight of her holy majesty again. Oh boy do I love touching six year old girls. Please notice me or I'll kill my dog, jenny.
Ex. 3: Dan is a bag of shit asshole who is dating another pig bitch named anna . I wanna throw a monkey wrench at him and tear off his toenails with a pair of rusty tongs. I wanna wipe his ass off the face of the earth. He has a 1.5 inch dick and probably likes eating shit. His pathetic little ass could never compare to my divine greatness. He's even worse than hitler, pol pot, and Stalin. Fuck you dan, I hate you. Come back, anna. Please.
by Urban dictionary word entries March 4, 2023
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by yovishi December 26, 2020
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2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions
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