kansas city milkshake

You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.

“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”

by Ataenzl July 14, 2022

city field

Just a crappy place to be

City field is The worst stadium in baseball history

by Thatonebestguyoutthere August 4, 2017

City Boy Tan

The opposite of a farmers tan. White on the arms, red/tan on the chest and back.

“Look at this city slicker with no shirt on!”
“Aye boy, you lost? Why you so white on the arms and red on the chest?!”
“You got that City Boy tan goin!”

by MajesticMullet June 17, 2020

Coconut City

The state of mind after you've been smoking so much weed that it's like it's snowing in your brain.

"We've reached Coconut City, people!" in a party where they've been passing around a big bowl.

by Bernart de Ventadorn February 7, 2021

Shotgun City

When 2 dudes and a girl fuck

“Aye dog that shotgun city we had was fucking crazy”
“I know right”

by BigDaddyMason July 1, 2019

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

White City Margarita

Mountain Dew and bottom-shelf plastic bottle tequila. Drink of choice in the White City trailer parks. For those special times when you want to create drama on a Tuesday afternoon and have the Jackson County Sheriffs deputies stop by, or when you need to get drunk before going to the bar because you’ve only got enough money to put a few dollars worth of gas in the car to go out dancing and find a new baby daddy.

You got any Dew? I’m making White City Margaritas before we go to RonkyTonk to pick up guys.

by CapnSlappy August 26, 2022