Ja Rule

The best damn rapper around. He can own 50 Cent to pieces in a matter of seconds. 50 Cent can't sing and is the next Rebecca Black. Ja Rule can out-rap 50 Cent any day of the year, and that's just a cold hard fact. Ja Rule is the king of hip-hop and he is God.

Yo, I heard 50 Cent's new song, "Outlaw." It would be so much better if Ja Rule was in it.

by your email cant be blank yo June 23, 2011

Rule 99

No matter what you watch on YouTube, you always end up on ponies.
Always.

Friend 1: I was watching a video on YouTube about how to make a sandwich, and started following the related videos. Somehow how ended up on a video where a yellow pony said "I'm the world champ y'know." and squeaked.
Friend 2: Rule 99.

by High Warlord Skar May 13, 2012

rule 38 of the internet

Anything that can be turned into porn will be turned into porn

Make sure to know rule 38 of the internet so you know that even your pets,elderly,and even your trees aren't safe.

by JarlBatman September 27, 2015

Rule 38

If there is a type of porn, there is a website for it.

J. Have you seen that pillow porn website?

B. There is no such fucking thing.

J. Rule 38

by Krow1125 October 28, 2008

Rule 0

The unwritten rule of tabletop Role Playing Games (but can be applied elsewhere). It says:

"Don't be a dick."

It essentially means players should treat each friendly and with respect.

If someone intentionally does something inappropriate, or acts maliciously towards another player or players, he's breaking Rule 0.

Particular behavior breaking the rule may differ according to a game you are playing. For example, some RPGs are designed as competitive games, while others are cooperative. Behaviour common in the first type could be sometimes considered bad (breaking the Rule 0) in the latter.

In most games, killing another player's character without proper reason* qualifies as breaking Rule 0.

* other than "I wanted your loot / I wanted to earn XP by killing you / I did it for the lulz" etc...

by skewCZ April 17, 2011

rule 157

No one is allowed to fuck UNLESS they have the N-word pass, AND the chick is hot on a scale of 1 to 10.

Boy 1: Did you fuck her?
Boy 2: Nah. Rule 157 applies.
Boy 1: You dont have the N-word pass?

by Sonicwave.exe July 27, 2021

Rule 45

Sex Offender, usually a child molester.

Ther term comes from the British prison system practice of segregating Sex Offenders under Rule 45, to stop them being attacked by other inmates. (Formerly Rule 43)

"If I could get onto that Wing with a razor blade, I'd have a ball. Or possibly a handful of balls, I hate Nonces "
"Yes, but Governor, you are obliged to protect those Rule 45 boys"

by Toxteth O' Grady August 21, 2012