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Get the Hell-fired mug.A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
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Get the Fire brigade mug.When you’re knocking on the back door of some sweet Haitian ass and she starts letting out those gorilla noises like in the King Kong movie and you stuff a banana in her mouth and a peen in the butt.
After my night shift at the Pyrex factory l dicked down Laquisha Bombisha behind the McDonald’s dumpster and, she started doing the Charleroi Fire Whistle.
by Black_destroyer_33 October 27, 2025
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Get the Fire Cider mug.A group of schizofrenic pedophile fire fighters who wrap the town up in small community activities until the citizens come in different numbers where small groups are studied and then cornered for the firefighters to molest and terrorise. For every new child corrupted a new childs toy or clothing item from a baby is left out in the street for passerbys on the road to w t f at and feel uncomfortable. Over the years there have been nickeloidean toys, car bears, childrens clothing placed strategically on the road in a very delicate fashion. There are gory rumors that the judges even play along in this fantasy turned reality of disturbing whole peaceful communities and going to further disturb the towns people.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has not had any arrests on their molesters unlike the several up in the next town with similar mailing address zip.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
Walnutport Diamond Fire Co. has a bunch of goofy looking guys. I wonder why childrens clothing and dead animal body parts are thrown all over the street again.
by Ok ew October 31, 2025
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