Wet DJ

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.

For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-

by GenericEgg June 28, 2024

wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.

Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!

by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

by Spade of the Nation August 31, 2008

Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 11, 2020

Wet Yolker

(Noun) Vigorously sucking on someone's pinkie toe with a bit of phlegm in your mouth at the same time. Typically used for foot fetishes.

"Sally just gave me the sloppiest Wet Yoljer I've ever had!"

"I'd love to give her a Wet Yolker!"

by Dr. Butttarious-Farticus August 30, 2023

Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

buffalo wet willy

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.

Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.

by skylorddylllll November 15, 2019