j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

bb and j

A blowjob

Did you fuck her?
Nah, only got a bb and j

by Alquimista November 16, 2016

scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021

J

J Is a multi gender name that usually are given by birth and work on cars, further, and love the color purple

Hey J are you done with fixing my car

by Zaykid666 September 7, 2019

pre-j

A blowjob prior to going out with a group of friends, usually after a few rounds of shots.

"We were in Matt's room and she took me upstairs for a little pre-j action."

by Sir Chodesworth April 12, 2012

bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

The string of text that Quinn makes when he headbangs his keyboard

You: Hi guys!
Quinn: bn mhjbmn hhnbgjm bghjnv bghnv j

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn June 14, 2023

Charlie J Lindup

Simply an amazing guy loved by all, expect his mates.

EWWW its that fat guy!!!!! (Charlie J Lindup)

by Jake Pual June 16, 2022