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southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017
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Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
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Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.
Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.
by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017
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Southie juice box

A box of wine with a straw or spigot for your drinking convenience.

Popular in the South Boston (aka Southie) of Boston, MA
Look at that lush walking around the party with a Southie juice box.
by SnowMiser26 September 19, 2017
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southsock

A badass motherfucking singing duo that is unstoppable with their sick ass melodies and screams. No one can come close to them.
Have you heard southsocks new song? It’s fucking bodacious!
by Ampsock September 15, 2017
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southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.
I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.
by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017
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southern blow

When a male stands up, have him lean forward 30• degrees and from the back the female performs oral sex
Baby I’m going through a lot when i get Home i need A southern blow
by Tj_Fye November 7, 2017
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