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Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.
Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!
by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021
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tits and ass and also piss and milkshakes

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Piss

Keystone Light or Natural Light, cheap beer outside of Busch, usually consumed by the mentally ill, frat boys, and homosexuals
Hey buddy let's go get a 30 pack of piss and have sex tonight.
by smalldick96 June 24, 2016
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PISS Boy

Anyone that wrongs Anthony Ogogo
"Oi, Cody. You're a Piss Boy"
by Stimstam May 19, 2021
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Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.
You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!
by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013
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Piss Fuck

The act of being able to perform intercourse while maintaining a full erection and urinating simultaneously.
I piss fucked some girl in her skull the other day (consensually) but she didn’t want to taste pee so I just pissed on her face.
by Joseph Cianci June 4, 2021
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professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.
Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.
by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017
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