Taco John 

When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the penis and butt cheeks resembling the taco meat in a taco.

Nasty Hasty and Dirty Sanchez ritually do the Taco John every night before going to bed

Taco John by Uncle February 24, 2005

john peter 

Schlong, penis, dick, prick

He cant keep is john peter in his pants

john peter by Hobbo Ella October 22, 2014

rob johnson 

The worst quarterback in the history of the NFL. His greatest skills were: getting sacked, getting injured, and crying like a little girl.

You play ball like a girl........(second worst insult ever)
You play ball like Rob Johnson...(worst insult ever)

rob johnson by billsfan69 October 23, 2007

John Kerry 

The 2004 presidential candidate who, if he had been elected, would have been:
-the ugliest American president, beating out either Abe Lincoln or Zachory Taylor.
-The first non-Christian president.
-The first president to betray his country and protest it's military efforts.
-The most cowardly president that would take no action whatsoever against terrorist attacks on American soil.
-The most divisive president that led to a second civil war in America; this time it would be a military conflict between Red and Blue states.

Thank the Lord that John Kerry is not the president. Otherwise, I would currently be dead, most likely after a plane with an Arab terrorist crashed into the Key Tower and the building fell on me in the streets.

John Kerry by Journey Fan May 14, 2005

Ray William Johnson 

YouTube Entertainment for ignorant and unaware simpletons. If you watch his show and enjoy it, you are a vegetable. His videos are used as in 3rd grade introductory classes to comedy. One, unless stupid, cannot help but feel dumbed down after each episode of his =3 series. I suspect this name is to resemble a dick - this gives you an idea as to what comedy is in store before you click on his horse shit.

If your brain is fried and have absolutely no aspirations in life, then watch his videos. Also, play Minecraft and watch other mind-destroying channels, such as pwediepie.

It is truly sad to know this is the most popular channel on YouTube.

Blob: HAHAHAHA Ray William Johnson is so funny! Watch this!

Non-blob: *Feels mind being reduced into a zombie state after watching*

Blob: Also my minecraft house is better than yours! Hahahaha

Ray William Johnson by Immanuel Kent September 24, 2013

Johnston Jackoff Challenge 

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.

Johnston Jackoff Challenge by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008

Johnson Squeezie's 

The act where multiple males crawl around a sandpit whilst trying to squeeze each others "Johnson's".

Jarred crawled around the sandpit trying to squeeze Shiva's Johnson during a game of Johnson Squeezie's

Johnson Squeezie's by Brendan SK Campbell April 7, 2015