J-Squirtt

Gettin' at some beezies and gettin what yo be needin from dem

I was J-Squirttin at the party all night

by Gangsta J-squirtt May 4, 2009

The J-ROB FOOTJOB

A man named Jaden will kindly give you compliments but also stea your lungs if you ever wake him up during sleep. If so, he will take your lungs, put it between his toes and stick it up your ass.

Please, I beg of you, not The J-ROB FOOTJOB

by roganfootjobcreator November 25, 2022

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by These are NOT POODLES December 26, 2021

/j

when you are joking on discord

i wanna touch you /j

by johnmarston221 January 13, 2025

J-dog

isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog

Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”

by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020

j-rob

to brutally sexually assault

Make sure you ask for consent, you don't want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021