Daniel

Daniel is a Mexican man who loves to read newspaper comics in class who likes goofing off

Man he’s so distracted,he’s such a Daniel

by anonymous May 23, 2022

bar daniel

A legendary man summoned by a special chant invented by ancient Egyptians.

let's do the bar daniel chant boys

by mattiaisgay123 September 9, 2021

Daniel

This dude has the urge to cheat on every test as well as all the Asian hoes he has. He have a VERY huge slong and uses it to please his dog. The peanut jars in his home usually have a hole in them for no perticular reason. He uses every animal as some sort of sex toy and enjoy it when hamsters die during the making. If he got a chance to make it to the age of 20 he would for sure fuck minors. But at the end of the day he is a nice guy, just never leave your pets whit him...

Maria: Did Daniel fuck you good last night. Sandra: No he just went at it whit my 10 year old brother and his dog.

by Goof daddy October 18, 2023

Daniel

A dumb and gay fuck

Daniel is gay.

by Zoozooo March 14, 2020

Daniel

The name of a Russian Mafia Boss who will murder anyone who steps on his Air Jordans.
He buys expensive shit that makes him look cool.
Other than that he’s a good friend.

Dude: *walks and steps on Daniels Air Jordans*
Daniel: *whips out €700 Adidas Swiss Army Knife and kills the dude and his whole family*

by Kansje en November 21, 2021

Daniel

some jokeman kid who has no sense in fashion whatsoever and likes to get his clothes for the sports direct sale rack. He wears a sondico hat and a lonsdale tracksuit. Also he is very fond of reeboks and is overall a massive schmuck. He lives in a council house and survives off of benefits getting 30p a day but sometimes gets double because he was born with 11 chromosomes. He is an absolute chav and stinks like fermented piss

chad:"look at that neek over there in his sondico tracky"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"

by iliveonbenefits_pissoffyoutwat February 4, 2020

Daniel

A gay lord. He doesn’t have any friends and he will try to fuck you.

Daniel is gay

by Hehehegay69 August 16, 2019