Wet dream

When a grown man or women dreams about sex. Usually ending in climax, resulting in a wet and weird surprise when they wake up.

Bud: I had a wet dream last night.

Mike: what?
Bud: I had a dream that I met a swamp monster at the lake. Next they I know, I’m awake having to clean my sheets.

by Wtf42069 May 25, 2023

Wet Rhino

A wet rhino is a friend of yours who thinks it means something more than it actually does. Hey I'm just using my imagination in the shower and having fun messing with my facebook friends!!!

Look at me, I'm a Wet Rhino!!!

by Kingg616 April 24, 2022

wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

get wet

WATER

1:imma go get wet
1c/hild:ayo wtafdyefm man
1: im going for a shower dirty-mided person
1c: o o k

by pseud0nym12470 December 15, 2023

Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.

I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.

by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020