Ablai is a fucking simp
by Voramo December 7, 2019
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"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
__________________________________
Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020
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Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him
Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about
Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about
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a male who will attempt to manipulate a female into sex through sympathy. can also be classified as a cuck in certain circumstances.
I really like you but I’m afraid of your dad, your mom is nice and I play in the church band. I’m a SIMP
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(Person 2)- Yeah, he's been on Rebecca for months now
(Person 2)- Yeah, he's been on Rebecca for months now
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