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Num num job

When your partner he/she/it is sucking your Dick like it's a delicious treat and gives it good num nums
I just received an AMAZING num num JOB from your mum
by Paul Merr August 19, 2018
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Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl
Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck
by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016
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Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.
“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”
by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022
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Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky
Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job
by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022
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blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
by Belkster March 14, 2016
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Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.
You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.
by Masked Evader November 4, 2019
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Weeping blow job

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.
by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016
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