Skip to main content

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.
She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.
by Jwales December 25, 2010
mugGet the not with hook's dick mug.

numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.
My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.
by H.i.sd September 7, 2010
mugGet the numby dicks mug.

dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.
Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.
by dugsmet October 14, 2010
mugGet the dick slipper mug.

dicks to the bricks

To take something to the next level. specifically to go beyond "balls to the wall". To put forth the maximum effort. Often referring to action that requires risking one's livelihood.
Nick: I went balls to the wall on the basketball court yesterday.
Paul: Oh Yeah, I played so hard, I wound up in the emergency room after. I totally went dicks to the bricks.
by Jacey Cockrobin June 11, 2010
mugGet the dicks to the bricks mug.

Dick Licorice

Any candy with a foul or unpleasant taste or tastes like the male sex organ.
by sdh7444 October 21, 2010
mugGet the Dick Licorice mug.

trick on dick

A scandalous female that is so hard up and desparate to do the most low life shit for little to no gain or money
Yo I can't wait for you to see this bad bitch I met at the club. What's her name? Candy, Dude I know that trick on dick!, she sucked me off after I bought her a drink last week at the club
by godchef May 27, 2010
mugGet the trick on dick mug.

Kitt Dick

A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.
Aww! That poor little guy! He has a Kitt Dick!
by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010
mugGet the Kitt Dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email