jack you off

When a person, male or female, tends to stroke your penis until you get off. Otherwise known as a handjob. It is another way to have someone else masturbate you when you really do not want to have sex.

Last night Sarah asked me, "Can I jack you off? So, I said "sure".
"Wow, I really would love to jack you off, baby!"

by Thotcrates October 3, 2016

You Were Saying?

When you cut someone off and present evidence of them being hypocritical

Person: So, by all means, we should stop smoking-
Someone: *shows video of Person smoking*

Another person: Ah, yes, so Person, you were saying?

by whomst'd've'ly'yaint July 8, 2018

write you off

When someone shrugs you off or doesn't care about you.

They don't think you're important that's why they write you off.

by Misfit940407 August 28, 2013

You may be right

A phrase used to end an argument when you know that you are right but the other person will not accept that they are wrong.

Galileo: "The earth goes around the sun."

Pope: "No, the sun goes around the earth."

Galileo: "Seriously, look at..."

Pope: "STFU! The sun goes around the earth."

Galileo: "You may be right."

by GPq February 21, 2011

see you around

A more polite way to say "I don't care if I never see you again".

Billy: How'd your date with Jessica go?
Bob: It was horrible. We had nothing in common; talking to her felt like pulling teeth. I had to end it with the good ole "see you around".

Joe: How was your date with Amanda?
John: I thought it was going well, but she used the "see you around" on me at the end so I know I'll never see her again.

by kgm/s September 12, 2021

Smoke you out

If someone says “let me smoke you out.” That means they want to smoke weed with you UNTIL YOU ARE HIGH.

“Hey King, want me to smoke you out?”

“When have I ever said no?”

by AYT October 3, 2021

Fuck you that's why!

The correct response to a smart arsed sarcastic question, usually from your partner.

Gemma :"You have apparently took a wrong turn and are now going in the wrong direction. Phils house is the other way, why did you do this?"
John : "Fuck you that's why!"

by KingPryle September 25, 2010