cancer whore

1. A random epithet/insult.

2. Somebody who gets their jollies from or is interested in unpopular or potentially/possibly disgusting things.

Did you hear so-and-so has a brain tumor?

Cool.

You're such a cancer whore.

by plorqk July 18, 2008

Confirmist whore

1. Someone (ussualy a girl) SO obsessed with fitting in, being popular, and owning all the latest items, they became what is known as a confirmist whore. They're main goal in life is to fit in and be up-to-date. Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - is more importent. Similar to a Myspace whore, they're obsessed.

2. Someone who obsessivly tries to be someone their not and eventualy "confirms" to a certain steryotype.

1. Confirmist Whore: 0MG. You're shirt is SOOOO LAST MINUTE. I just got a cell phone update that pattern is out, go change now or you'll be unpopularrrrz! Zomg!

Non-confirmist: Who cares if it's out or in, I love this shirt.

2. Confirmist whore: I just went out and bought a whole bunch of clothes from Hollister, I'm trying to be a Prep... I hope I'll be popular and have cool friends this year...

Non-confirmst: Stop trying to fit in with them, just be yourself!

by NONCONFIRMIST :) August 25, 2009

Ass-whore

being a douche bag or even lame as fuck. not gay though just a jerk face bitch. mainly guys are ass-whores.

gosh he is such an ass-whore pussy bitch!

by barbie831 August 2, 2011

Paper whore

A boss that gives you papers for no reason, either disciplinary or randomly, in a way that is not very helpful for you.

- She just gave me a disciplinary paper on something she never told me!

- She's a paper whore!

by meon51 November 12, 2010

Facebook Whore

A person who consumes most of their time, if not ALL of their time on the internet website facebook.com. These people have postings 300 times a day or more. They often use multiple application. The comment on everything they see. They rarely spend time with their families and if they do, they will have some sort of communication device with them at all time so they do not miss anything.

Honey seriously, can you stop updating your Facebook while we are having sex, you are such a Facebook Whore!

by The Whore's Man February 1, 2010

post whore

One who spends countless hours posting mindeless drivel and BBS' and message boards. Their posts usually contain 1 word or an emoticon.

Also known as whoring and 6ing.

Notable post whores include Goochunks, 6, Warning and Toledo.

6 quite being a post whore.

by Blake June 8, 2003

Whale Whore

An obese person who steals your Canadian and fornicates in your Bat Cave.

I can't believe he did the nasty with that Whale Whore! And In our Bat Cave too!!! Candians these days.

by 1 second warrior November 20, 2006