Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
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sucking major booty

(v.) The term you use when you want to say "sucking ass" (aka being bad at something) but you're in a situation where you can't swear.
(With regards to a sport) That kid is sucking major booty right now. Does he even know how to play?
by AtlanticComputer November 27, 2020
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Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.
I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.
by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021
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Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it
What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?
by MC Vet November 11, 2020
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Suck Duck Moron

Someone that is so stupid that theybtake a shit outside, and then step in it.
What kind of a suck duck moron climb a tree to get away from a cat?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
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