Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.
"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005
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he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome
he's got Imaginary Lat Syndrome
by OJs other glove December 20, 2008
Get the Imaginary Lat Syndrome mug.Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.
Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."
by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011
Get the Stearns County Syndrome mug.A.) When a small time hustler/dealer makes their first $500 to a G and starts talkin, thinkin, and actin like they are Tony Montana, Soprano, Vito Corleone, Frank Lucas etc.
B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.
B.) When a mid to high level hustler/ drug dealer bugs out (usually on a yayo/ drinking night) and thinks the feds and everybody else are out to get them and gets super paranoid, peaking out his window all night.
Tony Montana Syndrome
A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!
B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys
A. Yea you like this jacket son? you know me, my shit stand out like Frank Lucas' mink. I stay G'd from the feet up!
B. See "Mind Playin Tricks on Me" by the Geto Boys
by BigLCorleone139 January 14, 2009
Get the Tony Montana Syndrome mug.Good Debater Syndrome, or GDS, entails that skilled male and female debaters appear attractive to other debaters, even if their appearance if abhorrent.
Me: Katryna isn't really that hot, but this 2NR is so fucking good, I'm super turned on right now.
Scott Moliver: It's just the GDS, dude...
Scott Moliver's mom: What's GDS?
Scott Moliver: Good Debater Syndrome.
Scott Moliver: It's just the GDS, dude...
Scott Moliver's mom: What's GDS?
Scott Moliver: Good Debater Syndrome.
by Jonly Wonly Patterson August 6, 2009
Get the Good Debater Syndrome mug.Whoever came up with this name should be shot. The term 'chronic fatigue' doesn't do justice to this illness, which is much more akin to late stage AIDS than how you feel after a really hard workout.
CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
stuff people will say to you if you have chronic fatigue syndrome:
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."
Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."
Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
by jollygreengiant132132 August 1, 2012
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A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.
by DarthDesolus April 22, 2010
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