splint penis

when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle

“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”

by gobblethecockle420 November 28, 2021

kadens penis

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

by NizNut November 1, 2019

Atomic Penis

A penis of such small size as to rival the size of an electron

Carter has an atomic penis

by anonymous November 16, 2020

Aidens Penis

A VERY VERY BIG PENIS THAT WILL SLAY EVERY LADY

omg look at aidens penis i wish i was him

by Andwar gay January 5, 2021

Penis Baseball

Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.

Penis Baseball is such a horrible idea that even Jackass didn't pick up the idea.

by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021

Hard penis’s

Men or women who prefer more than one hard throbbing cock in their life

All she’s been thinking about are a whole bunch of hard penis’s

by Bend over and take it raw February 11, 2021

louie penis

it is a massive penis that can rip through multiple women easily. louie penis is the biggest penis you will every witness.

OMG you have a louie penis 🥵

by BIG FAT MASSIVE L March 26, 2021