kadens penis

Very small shriveled and Gay looking.

Boy: Look at my mad dick babe
Girl: EWWWWWWWWWWW! It is such a kadens penis

by NizNut November 1, 2019

massive penis

big penis, cock, dick, girls can find that horny

DAMN THATS A MASSIVE PENIS

by YoumotherFAWKER August 7, 2021

aidan's [penis]

aidan's penis is so small it doesn't exist

aidan's penis is not used, even in sentences

by fartasdf May 28, 2022

long penis

man's front

girl:ohh I wanna play with ur long penis man:u sexy mama of course teacher: don't have sex!

by jade9303546 March 27, 2022

Midas’ Penis

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022

Aidens Penis

A VERY VERY BIG PENIS THAT WILL SLAY EVERY LADY

omg look at aidens penis i wish i was him

by Andwar gay January 5, 2021

Penis Baseball

Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.

Penis Baseball is such a horrible idea that even Jackass didn't pick up the idea.

by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021