National grab dick day

The 3rd of February, the girls can grab any boy dick single or taken.

Me: it’s national grab dick day

Them: yay...

by The_real_boo February 2, 2021

National Bully Matty Day

Today is the day to bully Matty. All people should have a free pass to bully anyone named Matty.

Hey it's National Bully Matty day! We can finally bully Matty, she's so fucking unfunny!

by swaggotlucia February 6, 2021

national skip math day

on february 9th, we all skip math. horray

did you hear? it’s national skip math day! yay!

by muffingiraffe14 February 8, 2021

National Smoke Out Day

February 11th

Mark: “Hey it’s national smoke out day”

Carson: “Oh what does that mean?”

Mark: “roll a doob”

by notbigmike2 February 11, 2021

National Love Alarm day

This is the day when season 2 of a new popular k-drama comes out. Tell your friends about it! (Spoilers‼️ who will Kim jojo end up with?)

person 1: ayo today's national love alarm day, are you planning on watching love alarm season 2?
person 2: what's love alarm?
Person 1: it's a really good Kdrama you should watch it :)

by Someone from planet Earth March 8, 2021

National save woman day

April 22! The day to stop raping and killing woman. Woman are gonna be free and never get in danger.

Unknown man: Follow me. Suck my d1ck
Woman: No. It's National save woman day! You will stop raping girls and woman.

by Poopoohadstitchedme March 20, 2021

National save woman day

Woman will be free for once. No men are gonna kidnap little girls and teens, They will be safe.

Unknown man: Come here, suck my d1ck.
Woman/girl: no, it's National save woman day. We get to be free without any men in our way. We're safe on this day.

by Poopoohadstitchedme March 20, 2021