hand job karaoke

A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.

I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.

by Thatbaldwinbro January 17, 2016

Motor Blow job

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.

Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.

by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019

Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

service job revenge

The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job

There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!

by funny fellas January 13, 2014