hand job karaoke

A person sings while jerk in off a guy and uses his dick as the microphone.

I was giving him a hand job karaoke , and when he came. He hit the high notes.

by Thatbaldwinbro January 17, 2016

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Steve Jobs Memorial

A collection of Apple products situated close to one another, in a room or on a person.

Alan, "John, I can't believe how many Apple products Mike has! He has an iPhone, iPad, iMac, Apple Watch, Apple TV, Airpods and a Homepod".
John, "I know, it's crazy. His bedroom is starting to look like a Steve Jobs Memorial".

by Human nuts April 23, 2019

Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69

Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!

by Large DangleWanger 1678 July 26, 2020

Hawaiian Muscle Job

Two large Hawaiian males with ukuleles double penetrating someone while singing "somewhere over the rainbow"

I went to Oahu for my bachelorette party and I ended up getting a Hawaiian Muscle Job from two surfers on the beach

by Capthesaint November 17, 2017

Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.

Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.

by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017