Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007
Get the Bad bag daymug. A sid looking man from Toy Story. He's the very "handsome" QB of the high school football team. Even though he sucks booty, he is still Bad Boy Boone. He fucks girls and then leaves them, but don't get your hopes up. You might be his next girlio. Bad Boy Boones typically have a blonde buzz cut and blue eyes. And are very tall with a scrumptious boota. Bad Boy Boone, is the badest. In his words "One thing about me, is I'm the Baddest alive!" VOTE BAD BOY BOONE FOR HOCO KING!!!!!!! You should like, def vote for him.
A sid looking man from Toy Story. He's the very "handsome" QB of the high school football team. Even though he sucks booty, he is still Bad Boy Boone. He fucks girls and then leaves them, but don't get your hopes up. You might be his next girlio. Bad Boy Boones typically have a blonde buzz cut and blue eyes. And are very tall with a scrumptious boota. Bad Boy Boone, is the badest. In his words "One thing about me, is I'm the Baddest alive!" VOTE BAD BOY BOONE FOR HOCO KING!!!!!!! You should like, def vote for him.
by Yourmomma6908 October 11, 2022
Get the Bad Boy Boonemug. A down bad individual is someone who would do anything for sexual attention, even if it means clowning on themselves.
Bro Justin is such a down bad individual, he spent 6 hours chasing women and basically plummeted his street cred
by That's not very paragon! June 3, 2023
Get the Down Bad Individualmug. Generally a female or an effeminate who has the power to shape the world around them to their advantage with their words and/or actions.
by DonkeyJazz May 18, 2022
Get the Bad Bitchmug. Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. Jamie was there when the car exploded, but wait jamie was there when the dog bit fred's nose off, and he was also there when the gas line exploded and everyone was killed: But Jamie. Yes jamie, that was Baker Bad
by Fade Hazben October 12, 2010
Get the Baker Badmug. by Bawlsinmydrawls April 20, 2023
Get the Down badmug.