going green

going green is when all the green vegetables absolutely fuck the shit out of you. cucumbers shoot out of your pussy like a rocket launcher and watermelons shoot out of there like a fortnite grenade launcher. that shits insane. then, a watermelon grows in your stomach for 40 FUCKIN YEARS. FORTY MOTHAFUCKA

tyler- me and my girl are going green tonight
john- sick man im going green with my girl too

going green by little tickler February 14, 2022

Englefield Green 

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.

I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green

Englefield Green by Captain OCD October 12, 2022

Elliott Green 

Despite Elliott Green's small stature, he has a big heart.

And a comedically large Lego collection.

He's that guy from primary/elementary school who'd bring in the coolest toys.

Guy 1 - "Look at tha goofy ahh Elliott Green all short n' stuff, could legit curl him"
Guy 2 - "Dont be a twat"

Elliott Green by poopoocacaman72 May 13, 2023

Mint Green Person 

A Mint Green Person is someone who is a loner, but being their friend has many benefits. This person will go out of their way to make you happy, whether it’s taking you to your favorite restaurant, buying you gifts, or just being that person you can vent to. They sacrifice their own happiness for yours, and no matter how many times you tell them they can express their self to you, they never say a word about how they’re feeling.

“He’s a Mint Green Person tbh… I wish he would open up more”

Mint Green Person by Fern The Zest Fest July 27, 2023

fields of green 

The chance that an entire row of traffic lights is green. like a field of green

"dude, we were trying to get to the hosipital and it was like fields of green the entire way there"

fields of green by Merry c-mas July 20, 2008

give up the green 

To pay up. To give money in exchange for goods or services.

When we wanted the stripper to stay longer, her pimp told us to give up the green.

give up the green by MD SMooth March 5, 2008

The world is green 

This is something said by people who have nothing to say. You can also say this to brake the silence. Just do not say it randomly while having sex, or it might get awkward.

example 1
guy 1:You want to rob a bank joe?
guy 2:uh, the world is green!
guy 1:what?

example 2

girl: oh baby
guy:the world is green
girl:we are through

The world is green by monster man321 March 10, 2011