madalyn french

A dumb bitch

Hi I'm madalyn French
Ewww what a dumb bitch

by Xxdumb_emoxX November 12, 2020

king french

stupid fat monkey

guy 1 : yo you know king french
guy 2 : yes bro he is a fat monkey

by sjdifikrivif November 13, 2020

That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

by That French Shit December 27, 2020

Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 23, 2021

Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

by Samtheman61 January 24, 2021

Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021

The french pirate

One of the most wicked sea warfare techniques
Steps to achieve the french pirate:

1. Befriend some Germans you don't know while talking in a french accent
2. Pretend your are a friendly Frenchman who wants to help
3. Help him collect his treasure
4. When hes not looking blow up his ship
5. Collect his treasure that is now yours and flee like a good Frenchman
6. (Optional) get caught, killed and your own ship destroyed in revenge

"Yesterday this bastard pulled the french pirate on me. Now I must destroy him"

by thegermanpirate March 18, 2021