douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice

Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.

by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011

Spazz Douche

An extremely ignorant person.

Girl 1: What the hell happened to you? You were supposed to be at my house at 12.
Girl 2: Sorry, my cousin was being a Spazz Douche and lost the car keys.

by Shibbii_Baby January 8, 2012

douche

a douche is a person who thinks they are the bomb when in fact they are not.

For example Woodles is a douche.

by Mickey Blue Eyes 69 February 26, 2011

Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.

Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 1, 2011

douche

a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.

Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."

by inrialiti March 6, 2011

douche powow

A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags

Where's our boss?

He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu March 6, 2011

supreme douche pizza

One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.

Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."

by iagothello March 11, 2011